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Neliels ieskats spēlē – ja nu kāds nezina – vairāki putnu tipi novāc zaļas krāsas cūciņas (kas radušās par godu cūku gripai). Izklausās vienkārši, vai ne? Ja jau ir tik vienkārši, tad kāpēc es vismaz 4 līmeņus esmu izgājusi tikai un vienīgi ar youtube palīdzību? Un, kāpēc youtube ir tik daudz jauku komentāru, ka šī spēle burtiski bojājot dzīvi?

Teiksim tā – ja gribas ar kaut ko uzlabot omu, tad var uzspiest youtube meklēšanā kādu angry birds levelu un iesmiet par komentāriem. Tad nu tā – saņemos iziet cauri visiem līmeņiem. Kā arī jāpiemin, ka youtube ir kāds kanāls, kur kāds cilvēks ir pacenties iziet visus līmeņus ar 3 zvaigznēm un padalīties ar visiem pārājiem, kā arī – šis ir populārākais kanāls, kurā lūkot pēc Angry Birds līmeņu iziešanas paraugiem. Labākie komentāri down below (brīdinājums – rupji un noteikti ne cenzēti). Sāksim no paša sākuma un pavērosim, kurā daļa cilvēki sāk besīties…

1-18 Just because you can’t beat it, doesn’t mean it’s lame. It only means that you suck on Angry Birds
1-19 Thank you. I had no idea the birds had special attacks/powers. DUH!!!

2-11 1 pig didn’t like this video
2-12 Finally got it after spending like 6 hours ON ONE STAGE!!!!. HARDEST, STUPIDEST, RETARDEST, FRUSTRATING-EST, STAGE EVER!!!!!!!
2-15 I hate these birds, the egg birds are the worst in the game because they can’t knock anything over, they’re do hard to use, almost as useless as red birds and boomerang birds
2-17 this is harder than a priest in a boys school

3-1 I think I’ve played level 3-1 200 times. Out of those, only ONCE did I manage to replicate this feat and kill all the pigs in one shot. And, I only got 2 stars for it! I swear there is a random luck factor in the programming that exists just to frustrate the hell out of you.
3-8 honeslty i dont fucking care about 3 stars just show me how the fck to do it
3-10 i fucking hate ice
3-15 this level is more annoying than the annoying orange
3-17 Angry birds is addictive as it is annoying; you really, really, REALLY wanna get past these levels but some of them are just so darn hard!!! Excuse the ranting, I’ve been playing for a few hours and whilst I can’t seem to stop, it’s also driving me crazy. Which has led me here; searching youtube for help on passing levels like this one!
3-19 THIS LEVEL MADE ME A MAN

4-9 The pigs are Swedish . . . (pirmais levels, kura dēļ es pārvācos uz youtube)
4-14 This level is more of a bitch then my ex girlfriend
4-15 Boys will be boys…. Do you guys need a ruler or something? It’s just a walkthrough there’s no need to show off your highest scores, who gives a shit?
4-21 The only angry thing in this fucking game is me.

5-3 This isn’t a walkthrough, this is a “try to get as lucky as I did”-through
5-5 I nearly smashed my iPad to bits over this level.
5-8 the luck in all of your videos is equivalent to winning the lottery 5 times in a row!
5-10 ok if a fucking piece of cement,glass,and wood fell on me at the same time i would die wat makes the pig different
5-15 this game is fun but it pisses me off so much
5-19 this level describes two ways how those pigs are stupid. first, they try to build a spaceship with ice, wood, and stone. second, they use fuel with TNT crates. not clever pigs, are they?
5-20 Any lawyers out there? I need to know if I can sue Rovio for making me piss myself with anger.
5-21 I really want to kill the developer of this game

6-3 anyone find it sad that were all here on our free time watching levels, so we can get 3 stars on a game that is consuming our lives?
6-6 There just always….ALWAYS….. that one little bastard that doesn’t DIE!!!
6-11 whoever it was that came up with the boomerang bird needs to be kneecapped.
6-15 I fukin hate when people make a brilliant game and than say : ” ok now lets see what we can do to completely ruin it ! ” A GAMES IS SUPPOSED TO BE RELAXING BUT THIS LEVEL IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE !!! (šajā līmenī ir ĻOTI daudz ne īpaši jauku komentāru un es piekrītu ikvienam no tiem, jo ar šo līmeni es ņēmos – kopumā – kādas 5h – frustrates the crap out of you)

7-11 HOLY FUCK I FINALLY FINISHED! this level pissed me off so badly, i kicked my wall.. The wall was unaffected and all ended up with was another failed attempt to beat the level and a bruise on my foot.

8-5 If i hear “AGHIHIHUAAA” one more time I´ll fucking…

9-15 “lick my balls and name me hitler!!!” i made the game 3 stars, thx to you!

10-15 I think that the real spirit of Angry Birds, from world 9 on, has been lost. The target was always been killing all the pigs with the smallest number of birds. Now you have to destroy everything. You complete levels with one single bird and you get only one star. I mean, what the hell do the birds care about destroying everything?!? They just want their friends and eggs back!

11-4 i don’t have angry birds i just searched it cus it was on 30 rock said it on the show
11-10 SUCK IT! SUCK IT YOU STUPID MUSTACHED PIG! YOU LOSE!
11-13 this game is so random, sometimes the big birds will cut through everything on the way like a warm knife through butter, and sometimes it has trouble getting through one shitty wooden plank, whats up with that?

12-8 one fucking bacon bastard left just smiling at me .HATE YOU motherfucking pig

13-8 FUCK YOU FUCKING RED FUCKING FUCK FUCK BIRD!

14-13 Nothing like pulling your hair out on a level for 45 minutes, finally giving up and going to Youtube, only to see your exact same method being used to get 3 stars. How long till you get a lucky bounce? AAAAGH!!

Labākie atlasījumi. Un šie te noteikti nebija visi – vairums bija lamāšanās un spēles nīšana. Jāsaka arī, ka pēc 6. līmeņa, cilvēki (komentētāji) palika neaktīvāki vai arī lielākā daļa vienkārši padevās. Kā arī jāpiemin, ka iAddict00 ir parādīti tikai 10 līmeņi, pārējos (11-14) nācās randomā apskatīt, tomēr šādas tādas pērles bija atrodamas.

Spēle nudien ir aizraujoša. Tā vien šķiet, ka daži līmeņi škita grūtāki par matemātikas ieskaitēm skolā (es un matemātikas eksāmens nav savienojamas lietas).

Jāpiebilst, ka ir arī sezonālie Angry Birds, piemēram, uz Ziemassvēkiem, Valentīniem, Helovīniem, to viņu zaļo dienu levels, kā arī nesen iznāca Lieldienu līmenis, kuru es tikko izspēlēju.

Lai vai kā – as much as Angry Birds pisses me off, love the game.